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Dark Cheese Nursery Rhymes for Dogs

by cheesemongers who can't be bothered with marketing

Gruyere Gags
“Gack!!” said Gus the gorgeous Gruyere when his gangrenous goat got gored on a gate and his gooey guts gushed out. “Gross!!”

Gruyere Gags
“Gack!!” said Gus the gorgeous Gruyere
when his gangrenous goat got gored on a gate
and his gooey guts gushed out. “Gross!!”

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