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Dark Cheese Nursery Rhymes for Dogs

by cheesemongers who can't be bothered with marketing

Poor Parmesan and Pecorino
Pecorino, previously playing his piccolo peacefully in the Pyrenees, perished painfully when paragliding Parmesan plummeted and pancaked him. Peasants picked up the pieces, with parsley, and prepared pesto pasta.

Poor Parmesan and Pecorino
Pecorino, previously playing his piccolo peacefully in the Pyrenees,
perished painfully when paragliding Parmesan plummeted and pancaked him.
Peasants picked up the pieces, with parsley, and prepared pesto pasta.

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